Are you an ultra-sweet motherfucker? Do you wear your sunglasses at night? Are you Chuck Norris? Can you beat Guitar Hero on Expert? Is your favorite movie "The Boondock Saints"? Can you grill like none other? Are you "simply the shit" at everything? Are you cooler than the other side of the pillow? Do you cause hell 24/7? Are you in the military? Do you eat rocks and shit lightning? Do you drink whiskey and piss fire? Have you ever walked into a room and known right off the bat that you are the most bodacious personage there? Do you play a sport that draws more blood than the American Red Cross? Do you descend from vikings? Have you ever drank enough beer to pee your way out of an avalanche? Can you get hard just thinking about how awesome you are? Do you train with medieval weaponry on a regular basis? Do your amps go to 11?
If you answered "yes" to any of the above questions, then you just might be a badass.
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